Sox Sign David Price

I think I bet Big Cat 1,000 bucks the Red Sox would win the World Series before the Cubs. I also could be making that up in my head, but I’m pretty sure it was him. Either way it’s time to collect. The Red Sox are going to be awesome next year. And not fake awesome like the Cubs and Mets who get exposed in the playoffs. I’m talking awesome, awesome like when we get in it, we’ll win it like always.

PS – I DESPISE people saying this is too much money. Who fucking cares? It’s not your checkbook. There is no salary cap. Spend, spend, spend.

Double PS – Zuckerberg is such a punk he couldn’t even be David Price’s butler anymore.